By Kyle Foster 

The geek squad has left best buy to go to there local video game store to pick up the newest expansion pack of the popular game World of Warcraft (WoW) is the Burning Crusade.

WoW is world renound for its dorky players. While it may be one of the most popular pc games of the year these nerds will not be getting any social time for quite a while. I know the players personally, while working in the Software etc. in the Santa Maria Town Center Mall, I have come to realize that many of the players after playing for a decent amount of time start looking like the characters in the game. The most noticeable character that the WoW players come to look like is the dwarves.

Their looks include much body hair, on face and body, and their stout physic. The players have more looks than just the characters though. They also have acne problems and have much body odor. Selling the game myself is how I come across these results.

Now WoW is a fine game that takes time and effort so the average player may look good and be well groomed but the good players that practice day in and day out with a severe case of carpal tunnel may loose some features. So if you like gaming or just want to escape reality for a little just try to have a little life and not get sucked in so much that you brag about being a level twenty paladin and just go take a shower, put on some deodorant so when you come to school to try to make up all the days you missed while playing the newly released Burning Crusade so all the other students at school won't have to study through your awful body odor and don't forget to make love, not warcaft.